The Return of the Blogger: Why Men Shouldn’t Apologize for Stupid Reasons

Thanks Viggo for Being the King Pimp

Well it has been several months since my last post and I did not enjoy the break. If it is one thing that I enjoy doing, it is blogging and spreading the word about how awesome it is to be a man.

What? You were expecting an apology?

Forget it!

I don’t have to apologize for not being around. If I was not around it was certainly a good enough reason to stop hacking away at the keyboard for 5 months. For the last 5 months I have held three jobs, graduated college and dealt with a pregnant woman who has been beyond the level of cranky since conception. Do I apologize for not blogging regularly? Absolutely not. My faithful readers should find the testicular fortitude in their hearts to understand that a man has to do what a man has to do.

Men should never have to apologize for taking responsibility.

Women apologize for foolish reasons becasue they are an emotional creature that can’t control their initial reaction to apologize for things. Men only apologize for the following reasons:

1. Making their Wife Angry

2. Nothing

3. For Not Having the Wife Under Control

I look forward to keeping the posts on a regular schedule. I will try to keep my blog posts weekly and with the help of B, I think that we as influential members of society will do just that. Thanks for the support as always and happy reading!

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