Pick Up Only, No Delivery: Why Men Will NEVER Give Birth

So I am sitting in the waiting room of the maternity ward while my wife is being examined by her physician, and a thought comes to me. Men will NEVER, I repeat, NEVER give birth. My reasoning?

If Arnold can’t do it, then NO ONE CAN!

Remember, men pick up babies only; we never deliver unless it’s to mom for a diaper change.

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